Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed – a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show. And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there-under under the sea. Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. Thank you for being a friend. Travelled down the road and back again. Your heart is true you’re a pal and a confidant. They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. The year is 1987 and NASA launches the last of Americas deep space probes. On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show.”
Got kind of tired packin’ and unpackin’ – town to town and up and down the dial. Makin their way the only way they know how. That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. A man is born he’s a man of means. Then along come two they got nothin’ but their jeans. So this is the tale of our castaways they’re here for a long long time. They’ll have to make the best of things its an uphill climb.